Has the internet killed High School Reunions?

OK, I've been on this "Facebook" for a couple months now and I have to tell you...there is no need to attend high school reunions...ever!

I think it's cool that someone can look you up (and vice versa) and drop you a note to say that your life had such an impact on them. Isn't it funny how the memories make you feel tingly?

On the flip side, my friends, I will let you in on a secret that burns inside of me more than today's fast food extravaganza. How many of you out there are a little more "lovable" than you were back in high school? By this, I don't mean that you've been to therapy and have learned to control your road rage...NO! I mean, how many of you out there still look like you did in high school? Better yet, how many of you out there still weigh the same like in high school? I want to know if any of you still fit in the jeans you wore in high school. I do! Unfortunately,only one leg at a time!

I've already seen the look of horror and shock on the faces of my friends when I show them my prom picture (I think it's the only picture I have from HS)...but I must admit that I am not ready to see the look of horror and shock on the faces of my old friends when they see me now. I have to wonder how many other people feel this way and how many other people out there blow off any sort of reunion activity because of this reason.

So today's question is this: WHY DO PEOPLE ATTEND REUNIONS? AND IF YOU ARE THE TYPE THAT WILL NOT GO IS IT BECAUSE:

A) YOU REALLY DIDN'T LIKE ANYONE IN HIGHSCHOOL AND THEY CAN ALL F*** THEMSELVES

B) YOU REALLY WANT TO GO BUT YOU'RE AFRAID SOMEONE WILL HARPOON YOU BEFORE YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THE LOBBY

C) YOU HATE RANDOM REUNIONS AND WOULD PREFER TO ROUND UP YOUR GOOD FRIENDS ON YOUR OWN TERMS

D) YOU NEED TO TIME GET TO TIJUANA AND GET THAT DISCOUNTED TUMMY TUCK AND BOOB LIFT